Ways My Older Sister Tormented Me as a Child

For the record, we are best friends now and I love her more than anyone. However, when we were younger, my big sister @nicollease psychologically tortured me
  1. Told me that I was the last human left on earth
    She said that everyone (including her and mom and dad) were aliens and I was the only human left. She also told me that if I told anyone I knew, they could kill me. This ensured that I wouldn't tell my parents.........She was an evil genius.
  2. Convinced me that she had eyes in the back of her head
    Really, she was just clever with mirrors and I was gullible.
  3. Locked me in the crawl space
    Would crouch under the solitary lightbulb, say, "What's that behind you!!?", turn off the light, run up the stairs, and sit on the door. I genuinely thought I was going to die down there in the dark.