REASONS I HAVEN'T UPGRADED MY PHONE YET
- •Mine works just fine.
- •I'll only upgrade if it's free.
- •But I'm too lazy to see if I'm eligible for a free upgrade.
- •I don't care what you think (about my phone).
- •THIS PHONE WORKS FINE.
- •You're not the boss of me.
- •DID I MENTION THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH MY CURRENT PHONE