REASONS I HAVEN'T UPGRADED MY PHONE YET

  1. Mine works just fine.
  2. I'll only upgrade if it's free.
  3. But I'm too lazy to see if I'm eligible for a free upgrade.
  4. I don't care what you think (about my phone).
  5. THIS PHONE WORKS FINE.
  6. You're not the boss of me.
  7. DID I MENTION THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH MY CURRENT PHONE