What to do while waiting for the Uverse repair man

Happening NOW, damn it. No TV. No Internet.
  1. Complain to mom
  2. Read
  3. Eat
  4. Put flags in yard
  5. Wash hair
  6. Coffee
  7. Consider cleaning closet by opening the door, then closing it
  8. Talk to self (aloud) about cleaning
  9. Sit
  10. Think about how @bjnovak thought of this list thing
  11. Eat