COOL THINGS MY ROOMMATE HAS SAID

  1. "I want to get really old and eat myself to death." -on how she wants to die
  2. "I just hope I get the chance to kill a rapist in my life."
  3. "I had a dream a HUGE guy was sitting on me."
  4. "I like talking about poop. It makes me feel human."
  5. "Ew look at that foam. I think it's whale semen." -looking at a stream while hiking