DARK & BEAUTIFUL THINGS THE LIST APP HAS MADE ME PONDER

  1. Why do I keep wanting to mention poop in my lists?
  2. Why do I keep wanting to mention aliens and/or ghosts in my lists?
  3. One day will every list be created so that nothing I write will be original?
  4. Why can't I stop writing lists?
  5. Who are these beautiful and creative people?
  6. I didn't know there were this many funny girls.
  7. Am I going to meet my soulmate on here?
  8. Is @bjnovak my soulmate?
  9. Is this just an outlet for me to brag about how funny I am?
  10. Are lists my passion?