DWARVES FROM "THE HOBBIT" RANKED BY HOTNESS

Rankings based on: face, facial hair, and overall badassery.
  1. 1.
    Kili
    By far the hottest dwarf, probably in the entire dwarf species. Also has a heart of gold.
  2. 2.
    Thorin
    Douchey sometimes but hot at all times.
  3. 3.
    Fili
    Brother of Kili, he's got those same dreamy genes.
  4. 4.
    Dwalin
    Really badass head tattoo situation going on and great fighter. Sexy arms.
  5. 5.
    Bombur
    The best ginger beard in all the land.
  6. 6.
    Balin
    Got the silver fox thing going on.
  7. 7.
    Nori
    Best 3-prong hair award.
  8. 8.
    Bofur
    Cute hat. Cute little face. Adorable.
  9. 9.
    Gloin
    I feel like he puts a lot of effort into his beautiful ginger locks and I respect that.
  10. 10.
    Bifur
    I feel like I've never seen hair with this color scheme. He also has a piece of something embedded in his forehead and that is baller.
  11. 11.
    Oin
    Super cool beard braids, second only to Bombur's. However, he does not leave much of an impression.
  12. 12.
    Dori
    His hair is fun but he's a little boring.
  13. 13.
    Ori
    Sorry guy.