DWARVES FROM "THE HOBBIT" RANKED BY HOTNESS
Rankings based on: face, facial hair, and overall badassery.
- •KiliBy far the hottest dwarf, probably in the entire dwarf species. Also has a heart of gold.
- •ThorinDouchey sometimes but hot at all times.
- •FiliBrother of Kili, he's got those same dreamy genes.
- •DwalinReally badass head tattoo situation going on and great fighter. Sexy arms.
- •BomburThe best ginger beard in all the land.
- •BalinGot the silver fox thing going on.
- •NoriBest 3-prong hair award.
- •BofurCute hat. Cute little face. Adorable.
- •GloinI feel like he puts a lot of effort into his beautiful ginger locks and I respect that.
- •BifurI feel like I've never seen hair with this color scheme. He also has a piece of something embedded in his forehead and that is baller.
- •OinSuper cool beard braids, second only to Bombur's. However, he does not leave much of an impression.
- •DoriHis hair is fun but he's a little boring.
- •OriSorry guy.