DWARVES FROM "THE HOBBIT" RANKED BY HOTNESS
Rankings based on: face, facial hair, and overall badassery.
- 1.KiliBy far the hottest dwarf, probably in the entire dwarf species. Also has a heart of gold.
- 2.ThorinDouchey sometimes but hot at all times.
- 3.FiliBrother of Kili, he's got those same dreamy genes.
- 4.DwalinReally badass head tattoo situation going on and great fighter. Sexy arms.
- 5.BomburThe best ginger beard in all the land.
- 6.BalinGot the silver fox thing going on.
- 7.NoriBest 3-prong hair award.
- 8.BofurCute hat. Cute little face. Adorable.
- 9.GloinI feel like he puts a lot of effort into his beautiful ginger locks and I respect that.
- 10.BifurI feel like I've never seen hair with this color scheme. He also has a piece of something embedded in his forehead and that is baller.
- 11.OinSuper cool beard braids, second only to Bombur's. However, he does not leave much of an impression.
- 12.DoriHis hair is fun but he's a little boring.
- 13.OriSorry guy.