1. "If you fart, sneeze, burp, and hiccup at the same time you die."
  2. "If you hold a fart in for one year it becomes an atomic bomb."
  3. "You don't have to brush your teeth in the morning."
  4. "The moon is as far away from earth as LA is from San Fransisco."
  5. "Guinea pigs are tiny, tiny, tiny bears."