PROFOUND THINGS I PONDER OFTEN

Some of these are daaaaark 🌚
  1. If anyone I know is a psychopath.
  2. How a penis is created out of a vagina during sex changes.
  3. What percentage of people cheat on their spouses.
  4. If gingers really are going extinct.
  5. If I would fight or freeze if attacked by a bad guy.
  6. If I've ever swallowed a spider while sleeping.
  7. How something as cute as my dog exists.