STUPID LITTLE LIES I LIKE TO TELL
Lies to live by
- •I've never farted in my life.I actually did fart once. Felt weird.
- •My great great great grandmother was a black person.Or that I'm an albino black person
- •My dog's name is Lucifer.Soooo fun to lie to strangers about for some reason
- •My dog's name is Poop.See above
- •I'm a good fighter.I mean I probably am but don't do it much
- •I barfed.This lie will get you out of anything you don't want to do guaranteed.
- •I have a beautiful singing voice.And then immediately follow statement with beautiful singing
- •My eye color is blackThey are actually dark brown but wouldn't that be cool if they were black like a demon?
- •My oldest memory is being a fetus in my mother's womb.I think this actually might be true?