When you don't know an answer to a question or just don't feel like giving a response, I recommend responding with these choice words.
  1. "Cuz I like to party."
    This is good for two reasons: 1) It's funny and 2) it is guaranteed to end the question asking because the asker will be so baffled/intrigued.
  2. "Does this answer your question?"
    Follow this by pulling up shirt to show belly, and wait for a response.
  3. "It's complicated, you wouldn't understand."
    Follow this by shaking your head and looking off into the distance.
  4. "Yes and no."
    People think you are smart when you answer with this, like nothing is black and white to you. You are intellectual and see things from all angles.
  5. "Great question."
    No need to say anything after this.
  6. "Let me answer your question with a question."
    Then just ask any question you want.
  7. "No questions, please."
    This will make you feel famous and powerful.
  8. "I think you know the answer to that."
    Then wink knowingly at them.
  9. "Can you rephrase that?"
    This challenges the question asker. You are doing them a favor by forcing them to word things in a different way.
  10. "Hold that thought."
    Then walk away like you have somewhere very important to be.
  11. "Does it look like I know the answer to that??"
    Say this in a somewhat angry tone. This will make them feel confused and guilty, taking the pressure off of you.
  12. "Because I love you."
    You can respond to literally any question with this. People love it.