THE VON TRAPP CHILDREN, RANKED

These are a few of my favorite (and least favorite) kids.....
  1. 1.
    Kurt
    Hits a note high enough to single-handedly defeat Nazi Germany. God Bless Kurt!
  2. 2.
    Gretyl
    Stole all our hearts with that stair crawl
  3. 3.
    Brigitta
    Somewhat badass and pretty damn soulful
  4. 4.
    Marta
    I really like her braids
  5. 5.
    Friedrich
    The underrated hottie of the bunch. However he looks like a Nazi.
  6. 6.
    Louisa
    I don't appreciate her obsession with pranking sweet Maria. Also, she flaps around like a freaking idiot in that one song.
  7. 7.
    Liesl
    Uh dates a Nazi? Also she says she's naive but we all know better. Go to hell, Liesl.
  8. 8.
    The Captain (Honorary Mention)
    Not one of the children but sooooooo hot