WEIRD THINGS I SAID TODAY

  1. "Meow."
  2. "Do you know what prolapse is?"
  3. "You don't want to know. Trust me."
  4. "What the fruit."
  5. "Omg my messy is so desk."
  6. "That's dope as soap."
  7. "Sup baby boi."
  8. "I barfed."