WHY MY DOG IS THE MOST WONDERFUL CREATURE THAT EVER LIVED

  1. She models.
  2. She loves me so hard.
  3. She has beautiful black lips and an underbite.
  4. She sleeps in my butt crack.
  5. Her hair is doooope.
  6. Her face is printed on a very soft blanket.
  7. She has a very fast metabolism.
    Poos at least 5x a day
  8. She drinks out of this.