Why I'm Afraid of the List App.

it took me many years to get a Twitter account. this is a big step for me.
  1. what will happen if this thing gets as big as Instagram?
  2. what if people fall asleep while reading my lists instead of laugh?
  3. is buzzfeed going to go out of business?
  4. is it dumb to follow ina garten?
  5. am I spelling everything right?
  6. are any psychologists using this app to diagnose me with some sort of personality disorder?
  7. who am I, really?