THINGS WE SAY WHEN WATCHING THE BACHELOR

  1. She's too emosh.
  2. She's totally going home.
  3. She's definitely going to be the next bachelorette.
  4. She's going to melt down in Iowa.
  5. She's 24?!? She looks 50.
  6. I'm sorry, but her hair (Brit) is not dirty, ever.
  7. Her eyebrows are so bad.
  8. Do you think she regrets getting those tattoos?
  9. What if Andi came back on? All the girls would flip.
  10. Omg, is it 3 hours tonight?
  11. Stop using the same adverb.
  12. She's spiraling.
  13. THE FOOTBALL PLAYERS ARE IN THE BAND!!!
  14. This is so embarrassing.
  15. That was forced.
  16. What's she crying about?
  17. This girl keeps it real.
  18. I love her cause she's an instigator and definitely not a threat.
  19. Is this chick crazy?
  20. Is she balding?