1. Do Durant and Ibaka have family dinners?
  2. Where is Kobe?
  3. Should I just root for the Thunder?
  4. Why don't they play more Ludacris?
  5. Will I ever make it onto the jumbotron?
  6. Can we leave soon?
  7. You spent $275 on your ticket and you're on facebook the whole game?!?
  8. Why did I eat that chicken sandwich?
  9. Which Lakers girl has the best body?
  10. Can the guy next to me please stop screaming!!
  11. I can't believe Russell Westbrook isn't even here.
  12. What flavor Gatorade do you think they are drinking?