THOUGHTS WHEN DINING OUT

  1. Should I get a beer?
  2. Maybe I want wine.
  3. I should probably drink more water.
  4. Do I have to finish my alcoholic beverage?
  5. I wonder what these young cool girls next to me are talking about.
  6. We are going splitsies but like my boyfriend should really eat more of it than me. (@benkorell)
  7. Am I full?
  8. Should we order more?
  9. Do I have cash for valet?