1. Please never attempt to open the front door in the hopes of seeing the neighbors dog.
    You will scare the soul out of your sisters .....and get locked out
  2. For the love of god please, don't be awkward.
    I mean I know you're gonna be that way anyway so I'm just gonna-
  3. Carbs are your worst enemy. Do not get addicted
    Eat more steak or something.
  4. Add advice if you know me
    It would be creepy otherwise