I've been awake for about 45 minutes on my birthday and these are very important thoughts
  1. I used to think I'd be married by this age
  2. Def thought I'd be skinnier by now 😂
  3. People aren't kidding that you have a crisis
  4. Am I only having this crisis cause everyone told me I would?
  5. Snowboarding is gonna be scary today, I'm too old to be trying such a dangerous sport for the first time
  6. Thought I'd be a grown up with a real job by now too, I better get hired soon, 25 year olds should have more money