From worst to tolerable
  1. James Kennedy
    Worst human on the planet and may have a fake chin? Worked his way up from bus boy to DJ, but is too smug about it.
  2. Tom Sandoval
    Wants to move on from SUR, but like, working an 8-5 Mon-Fri job just isn't for him. He has way too many birthday parties this summer.
  3. Jax Taylor
    Has had three nose jobs and the last one involved removing bits of his ear to his nose? Wonder if Dr. Dubrow was behind that? Is always stirring the pot, but seems to accept that is his main role on the show. Seems slightly self-aware, at least.
  4. Tom Schwartz
    Honestly, super attractive and seems harmless?