THINGS I'M REALLY GOOD AT NOW THAT I HAVE A M.A. IN ART HISTORY

  1. Telling the difference between painterly vs linear.
    Actually learned in undergrad, but really honed it during the grad years.
  2. Calling people out on cultural appropriation.
    Picasso, Matisse, Kirchner, and Cézanne can all go eat a dick (trademark Kristin Doute).
  3. Asking prestigious women for money.
    Research grants, y'all.
  4. Drinking wine as part of my writing process.
    🍷📝💯
  5. Rolling my eyes at contemporary art.
    🙄