THINGS I WISHED I LIKED MORE

  1. True Detective 2
    Oh my dear Riggins/Kitsch. I just wanted to say, it wasn't you, it's ... friggin Vince Vaughn.
  2. Avacado anything
    It's mushy, shit green and just ew.
  3. Angeline Jolie
    I tried. For Brad, I really tried. But it's simply too hard to like her holier-than-thou persona that she's building up.
  4. Waking up in the morning
  5. Public Transportation
    The random smells, the lack of personal space, the discomfort.