1. Icons!
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    We visited the Ukrainian Village in Chicago and I picked up these neat icons for my vast collection. Love me some Ukraine. And icons. And tiny flags to add flair to my work vest.
  2. Oriental Health Massage
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    Just off of I94. I'm sure it's totally legal, legit and not at all creepy.
  3. Medical humor meme
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    Because having a couple of these on hand makes working in the depressing blood-churning sad toothless maw of a dialysis unit that much more manageable.
  4. My grandfather
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    He's 80 and apparently channeling Muddy Waters
  5. He probably does
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    And you should, too.