- •I have never been interested in having explained why my phone/laptop is inferior to an Apple product.
- •I would never call someone before 9 a.m. on their day off, unless there was an actual emergency, BECAUSE I'M NOT A MONSTER.
- •I've never cared to watch concert footage on someone's Snapchat; or Instagram story; or Facebook feed.
- •Oreos are overrated. Yeah, fight me!
- •If you've sent two (2) IM messages and the other person hasn't replied yet, you should stop sending things until they reply.
- •The first person who thought to put a hook on the inside of public bathroom doors deserves the highest honor in the land.