Questionable Things I See On Dating Apps

  1. People who write one or two-word greetings as their first message
  2. Men in their late thirties whose age preference is 18-35
  3. Men who are disgusted with all queer people, except bisexual women because "it's hot"
  4. People who clearly copy-paste the same message to everyone they write
  5. Men who claim they wanna be friends, then get angry when you later refuse to meet for sex
  6. Women who won't date women who have ever been with a man
  7. People who text you an actual message, followed by a dozen messages that just say "???" If you don't reply fast enough
  8. People who text you an actual message, followed by a dozen messages that just say "???" If you don't reply fast enough
  9. White people who state a clear race preference
  10. White people who state a clear race preference
  11. Profiles riddled with so many spelling errors that the meaning of every sentence is lost
  12. Profiles riddled with so many spelling errors that the meaning of every sentence is lost