Tag Lines For The Eventual Biopic About My Life

  1. "When duty called..
    .. she didn't hear it, because her phone was charging in another room; but she would totally have picked up if she'd heard it."
  2. "One woman's struggle..
    .. to convince the delivery guy that she has a thriving social life in spite of ordering food for one at 11 p.m. on a Friday."
  3. "When life gives you lemons..
    .. gather up the courage to tell the waiter that's not what you ordered, but even though you were nice about it, you still feel so bad about complaining that you tip like, 50%."
  4. "When the going gets tough..
    .. maybe we should just go home, I mean, what are we trying to prove?"