The Last 5 Photos I Took, Explained

  1. The instructions..
    ..for a chair I put together for my dad; they reminded me of female anatomy diagrams in biology books.
  2. The sunrise was beautiful..
    ..and my kitchen window is fucking filthy.
  3. I baked muffins..
    ..and cooled them on my window sill like a cliché of a housewife.
  4. I was walking through the cemetery..
    ..and at first glance I thought this angel was holding a plunger.
  5. Happy mountain of a dog..
    ..waiting patiently outside the grocery store in the rain.