Things I've Said Recently That Made Me Feel Really Old

  1. "I need to buy some sturdier muffin forms."
  2. "I just don't think wearing sweatpants to the grocery store is very respectable."
  3. "Oh, that's a great neighbourhood!"
  4. "Who doesn't own cake forks?"
  5. "I do respect our queen."
  6. "I just want some peace and quiet, even if I have to live further from the city."