THINGS I CAN'T TWEET ABOUT NOW THAT MY BOSS FOLLOWS ME ON TWITTER

Is this her way of keeping tabs on me?Does this mean I have to start a professional account?
  1. My boss
  2. Boxed wine
  3. Being late to work
  4. How sad my sad desk lunches make me
  5. Pot
  6. Pretending to look busy at work
  7. Bottomless brunch
  8. My office crush
  9. Poop
  10. Juicy water cooler gossip
  11. Hiding in the bathroom to go on Twitter
  12. Generally being a shitshow
  13. My search for another job