1. I sleep thru my alarms
    Serious problem
  2. This morning I got mascara in my eye
    I've been doing this for how many years and I still can't do it right
  3. I underestimate how long it will take me to get to a place
    Sorry world
  4. The metro
    It ruins lives
  5. I stop to get a decent hot beverage
    Worth it!
    Suggested by @kate81
  6. change my outfit 10 times... usually wind up wearing the first one I had on
    Suggested by @csmcgrew