Titles for the Memoir I Will Never Write

Inspired by @k8mcgarry
  1. How I spent less than $10 at Target
  2. I'm sorry I dumped you at a bar on Valentine's Day
  3. Comebacks I should have said
  4. Yes mom, I do have friends
  5. Wait you really take your birth control pill at the same time every day without forgetting some days?!
  6. Adult acne ruins lives