EXPERIMENTS I TRY ON MY MOM.
How long will it takes before she notices?
- •September 2014-January 2015:Didn't shave a patch on my left leg in this time period.
- •November 2014-August 2015:I created three dreads that I lovingly named Neil, Patrick, and Harris.
- •August 2015-September 2015:Mom didn't notice when I cut two out and untangled the third. RIP.
- •September 2015:I was a vegetarian. She never noticed.