EXPERIMENTS I TRY ON MY MOM.

How long will it takes before she notices?
  1. September 2014-January 2015:
    Didn't shave a patch on my left leg in this time period.
  2. November 2014-August 2015:
    I created three dreads that I lovingly named Neil, Patrick, and Harris.
  3. August 2015-September 2015:
    Mom didn't notice when I cut two out and untangled the third. RIP.
  4. September 2015:
    I was a vegetarian. She never noticed.