1. Finally, a social media platform with some uncompromising rigid structure for ultimate creative expression.
  2. Looks like you're doing something important so you don't have to talk to strangers.
  3. Thumb exercise.
  4. Someone will read your list and send you some sweet, sweet Benjamins.
  5. Flat minimal design makes you feel so sexy.
  6. Each post is like multiple tweets for extra enjoyment of your life.
  7. Another place to gather your thoughts by recording them in multiple places.
  8. Bullets. Cause, Merica!
  9. Nothing better to do on the john.
  10. Internet must have purpose! Even if it feels forced and useless.