ADVANTAGES AND DISADVANTAGES OF HAVING A CLEAN FREAK MOM WHEN YOU NOW WORK IN CLEANING

  1. My mother, as a second generation Dutch Canadian, has all the cleaning genes.
  2. Despite my struggles and best efforts, I also have learned the ways of Dutch cleanliness.
  3. Now, my full time job is to put these skills to work.
    It's weird to say this non-ironically.
  4. There are pros and cons.
  5. PRO: I've done it all before.
    I know what I'm doing.
  6. CON: I've done it all before.
    It might be more boring?
  7. PRO: I have high standards of cleanliness.
    I do good work.
  8. CON: I have high standards of cleanliness.
    More work for me, and more guilt when I know nobody checked for dust under the air-conditioner.
  9. PRO: It's in my genes.
    I WAS BORN FOR THIS
  10. CON: It's in my genes.
    MY DESTINY IS NOT OF MY CHOOSING