HAMILTON WITH HONEST SONG TITLES

  1. Alexander Hamilton
    The Entire Show, Abridged
  2. Aaron Burr, Sir
    What Rhymes With Burr?
  3. My Shot
    Ironic Foreshadowing, Part I
  4. The Story of Tonight
    We Drink Because We Might Die
  5. The Schuyler Sisters
    Love Interests. And Peggy
  6. Farmer Refuted
    I’m a Douche
  7. You'll be Back
    A Colonial Breakup Song ft. Falsetto
  8. Right Hand Man
    Burr Burned
  9. A Winter’s Ball
    Boys, Amirite?
  10. Helpless
    I'm a smitten hufflepuff
  11. Satisfied
    I’m a Self-Sacrificing Slytherin
  12. The Story of Tonight - Reprise
    We Drink Because We're Single
  13. Wait For It
    The Chorus for People Who Don’t Have Tickets to this Show
  14. Stay Alive
    Wheeeeee! Shit's Goin' Down
  15. Ten Duel Commandments
    Foreshadowing, Part II
  16. Meet Me Inside
    Don't Call Hamilton 'Son'
  17. That Would Be Enough
    You Married Me, Let's Be Married
  18. Guns and Ships
    LAFAYETTE!!!
  19. History Has Its Eyes On You
    We Might Focus Too Much On Our Legacies
  20. Yorktown (The World Turned Upside Down)
    Hamilton Saves The Day ft. HERCULES MULLIGAN
  21. What Comes Next?
    Awesome. Wow.
  22. Dear Theodosia
    We're Dads, You're Crying
  23. Non-Stop
    Hamilton Likes to Write: A Reprise of All the Songs From Act I
  24. What'd I Miss
    I'm Kind of A Big Deal: Give Me Cliffs Notes
  25. Cabinet Battle #1
    Modern Politicians Wish Their Meetings Were This Cool
  26. Take A Break
    Foreshadowing Your Tears in French
  27. Say No To This
    He Won't Take His Own Advice
  28. The Room Where It Happens
    I Finally Want To Get Shit Done
  29. Schuyler Defeated
    Burr Burns
  30. Cabinet Battle #2
    Possibly the Only Time America Won't Interfere
  31. Washington on Your Side
    Passive Aggressive: An Introduction
  32. One Last Time
    We're Gonna Be Unemployed Soon
  33. I Know Him
    Premature Relish
  34. The Adams Administration
    M*****F*******
  35. We Know
    Hamilton Makes Things Worse
  36. Hurricane
    Tragic Backstory and Bad Ideas
  37. The Reynolds Pamphlet
    Oversharing: Why He'll Never be President
  38. Burn
    Don't Fuck With Hufflepuffs
  39. Blow Us All Away
    He Gets Blown Away Instead
  40. Stay Alive - Reprise
    Making You Cry In French
  41. It's Quiet Uptown
    You're Crying Harder Now
  42. The Election of 1800
    Whaaaaaat: Hamilton Picks the President
  43. Your Obedient Servant
    The Deadly Consequences of Passive Aggression
  44. Best of Wives and Best of Women
    You Know She Would've Made You Stay Home
  45. The World Was Wide Enough
    Escalating Desperation and Regrets
  46. Who Lives, Who Dies, Who Tells Your Story
    Eliza is a Boss and You're Still Crying