How to ruin Harry Potter for your School

  1. Have a bond with the School Librarian
  2. Get the intel of when the new Harry Potter book is dropping
  3. Arrange it so you get to be the first kid to check it out
  4. Read one page and leave it in your book bag all week
  5. Return it after a gold gel pen explodes on it in said book bag
  6. Pay $
  7. Have everyone mad at you because they need to buy a new copy