1. Have a bond with the School Librarian
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  2. Get the intel of when the new Harry Potter book is dropping
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  3. Arrange it so you get to be the first kid to check it out
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  4. Read one page and leave it in your book bag all week
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  5. Return it after a gold gel pen explodes on it in said book bag
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  6. Pay $
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  7. Have everyone mad at you because they need to buy a new copy
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