Things I wish I could tell my High School self

  1. Putting your book bag on backwards screams "I HAVE A BONER"
  2. The day after you graduate, shit gets real. Pay attention.
  3. Get off your computer and go to that party! Experience real life, its so short to be in your basement playing runescape.
  4. Do not forget to wear boxers to school.
  5. Put down the bong and pickup a book.