IS IT JUST ME BEING NEW TO AMERICA

  1. Or are sprinklers really THAT fun
  2. Or is Daylight Savings Time THE WORST
    Can't they do it the opposite
  3. Or are some homeless people really THAT ATTRACTIVE
    Which fucks up my self-esteem
  4. Or is being on the WEST COAST that unfair because tv shows air first on the EAST like WTF