PLACES / PERSONS I LOVE FARTING AT/ INTO
We all that have occasional slow silent farts that we have to let go
- •The bookstore.I don't know why but bookstores make me fart so much. I just walk around browsing and farting
- •My sister's handI only did this when I was a gross ten year old boy to annoy the shit out of her.
- •In the bathroom when you're peeingAm I the only who uncontrollably farts when I pee? It was so embarrassing. Which body organ that holds them fart coordinates with your kidneys??? Help me
- •My mother and fatherEvery time the sun starts to rise, my mother and father would start their daily fart-off. This only happened when we all slept in one bed. It was nice. Sometimes I'd help out but I can not be as good as my parents. They're my role models.
- •When my friends smokeI don't smoke so I just fart. It is my only contribution to air pollution.
- •When I'm all aloneI usually sniff the shit out of my fart but if it's somebody else's I get really mad. Sometimes I touch my asshole (usually I distance it a little) and feel the air come out of my ass. It's exhilarating. Please do not get grossed out by me.