1. Accumulating anger to carefully plot against my enemies
  2. The ripped Jesus Christ statue I've seen days ago
  3. The cute boys in church
  4. Which episode am I in Daredevil
  5. Essays I would assign to my students in the future. For example: writing a Beyoncé narrative based on her music videos (don't steal this!!!)
  6. Kim Kardashian and counterarguments to the criticisms of her nude selfie