THINGS I THOUGHT ABOUT IN CHURCH EARLIER

  1. Accumulating anger to carefully plot against my enemies
  2. The ripped Jesus Christ statue I've seen days ago
  3. The cute boys in church
  4. Which episode am I in Daredevil
  5. Essays I would assign to my students in the future. For example: writing a Beyoncé narrative based on her music videos (don't steal this!!!)
  6. Kim Kardashian and counterarguments to the criticisms of her nude selfie