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I'm hungrier than a Muppet at a Blood Bank! C'mon ma, what's the good news?
- 2.I made a nice Roast
- 3.Rump Roast
Scholars have been trying to wrap their head around this one for years. Professor Emeritus Seinfeld did a 9 year study and came up with several possibilities. Here are our top unsolved cases where there was no way to tell what the deal was.
- 1.Airline food
- 2.The Third Reich
- 3.The mysterious and gassy Fourth Reich
A primarily Southern Californian mystery, its mythology is as complex and webbed as the Zodiac Killer's. Despite thorough investigation by my contemporary Mr. Kutcher, we're no closer to the whereabouts of my car, or of Seann "Yes Two Ns" William Scott. Here are some additional locations at which my car may be, dude.
- 1.The garage
- 3.San Luis Obispo
Schrödinger solved this one. Baby stuff.
- •No, also cats don't exist when we put them in boxes.
- •That's why we have litter boxes, so that cats don't exist when they pee and poo, and we don't have to feel icky about all that.
- •I think we should find the container that makes humans not exist so we can also not feel icky about our pee and poo.
- •Thanks for playing.
We believe there are several things Judeo-Christian God would be were He indeed one of us.
- 1.A slob
- 2.A stranger on a bus
- 3.Just tryin' to make his way home
We have no clue. Sources tell us that many things are cookin', but when we addressed this question to Good Lookin', well, it became a more complicated case. Here are the suspects most likely to be cookin' according to Good Lookin'.
- 1.A chef
- 2.A sous-chef
- 3.A chef's chef
Recent studies have shown that this is a highly limiting question which is likely the cause for our failure to solve the case. Certainly more things than chickens or eggs can be first. Usain Bolt is often first. As is Michael Phelps, and probably a third Olympian. One item in this io things which are suspected to have come first will also be first.
- 3.Some sort of chickened-egg (or egged chicken, who could ever know)
All we know is that he lives on Drury Lane, but we suspect these folks know and collude with the Muffin Man. Call 1-888-MUFF-MAN* if you think you know someone who knows the Muffin Man.
- •The Gingerbread Man
- •The Candy Man
- •The Baker's Man
An exhaustive list of suspects who may be responsible for the letting the dogs out. If you have any information regarding the whereabouts of these villains call 1-888-BAHAMEN
- •marie curie
- •baha men (methinks the lady doth protest too much)
- •the republican party