Patches Investigates Case File No. 1: "Who Let the Dogs Out?"

An exhaustive list of suspects who may be responsible for the letting the dogs out. If you have any information regarding the whereabouts of these villains call 1-888-BAHAMEN
  1. marie curie
  2. baha men (methinks the lady doth protest too much)
  3. the republican party
  4. cats, in a shyamalanian twist
  5. david arquette
  6. the dog catchers, a brilliant scheme!
  7. a clever, opposable-thumbed pooch
  8. PETA, for unknown reasons
  9. the lords of dogtown
  10. Anubis