A primarily Southern Californian mystery, its mythology is as complex and webbed as the Zodiac Killer's. Despite thorough investigation by my contemporary Mr. Kutcher, we're no closer to the whereabouts of my car, or of Seann "Yes Two Ns" William Scott. Here are some additional locations at which my car may be, dude.
  1. The garage
  2. Eataly
  3. San Luis Obispo
  4. Ford's Theatre
  5. At my good friend Ray Donovan's
  6. Make Out Creek
  7. Handjob Riverbed
  8. Benghazi hearings
  9. The set of Jumper (2008)
  10. Demi got it in the divorce