Patches Investigates Case File No. 8: "What's the Deal With ________ ?"
Scholars have been trying to wrap their head around this one for years. Professor Emeritus Seinfeld did a 9 year study and came up with several possibilities. Here are our top unsolved cases where there was no way to tell what the deal was.
- •Airline food
- •The Third Reich
- •The mysterious and gassy Fourth Reich
- •My terrible son who straightens his hair, derek
- •our collective wife
- •the filmography of nic cage
- •wine tours
- •my crippling self-doubt