REASONS WHY MY 80 YEAR OLD MOTHER SAID SHIT
My sweet momma never cusses, unless she is frustrated, then her word of choice is "Shit". This will be an ongoing list...
- •A telemarketer called
- •The CVS automated Rx service called
- •Her grandson didn't take out the recycling
- •Russell Westbrook didn't pass the ball
- •Junk mail requesting donations
- •A puzzle piece didn't fit
- •Another telemarketer called
- •"50lbs of rice included? Oh, food for the poor."
- •Any time Kevin Durant misses a 3-pointer.