JEOPARDY CATEGORIES I WOULD DOMINATE

Inspired by @theranman among @others
  1. Minor Seinfeld Characters
  2. Names of my children
    Who is Charlie?
  3. Pre-Internet past times
  4. New York state rest stops on I 90
  5. Forms of the verb "to be"
  6. Making dinner from almost nothing
    What is... Wait, what is that?
  7. Things you can eat in the car