I am really enjoying these lists. Here's mine:
  1. I thought that wiggling the steering wheel back-and-forth was what made the car go.
  2. When two people really love each other, you get pregnant.
  3. I won't really grow into an adult, right?
    I could not conceptualize that actually happening to me.
  4. I thought during mass, that when they raised the sacrament and rang the little bell, it was a miracle. I didn't know the altar boys were ringing the little bells.