Inspired by @crbee
  1. When I was a girl I had a dream.
  2. You see, I was very small.
  3. And sometimes I had the job of folding bedsheets.
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  4. They were so much bigger than I was! I could not reach from one end of them to the other. They dragged all over the floor.
    Oh. The trial and hardship I endured.
  5. But I knew that one day, One Day I would find A Man, and we would get married,
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  6. and then he would pick up the other end of those bedsheets and we would fold them together in wedded bliss.
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  7. It was a beautiful dream.