My first five jobs:

  1. Hot dog shoppe
    Making change, cleaning bathrooms, you know, glamorous stuff. But the perks!
  2. Avon Lady
    I wasn't so good at that.
  3. Cocktail waitress to golfers on vacation
    If you are going to spill a tray of piña coladas be sure to push them away from your own self. Vacationing golfers can go home and change.
  4. Breakfast waitress for shrimpers
    Man those guys get up early.
  5. Grocery store deli-bakery person.
    Also way too early.
  6. Phew! I highly recommend a practical, applicable college degree. Things got much better from here.
  7. I'm grateful that I cannot go back in time and add to this list.