1. Eat your vegetables
    I like them, but I don't like all the chewing. Except peas are nasty.
  2. If you delete a game from your phone, do not put it back on.
    Addictive stupid games
  3. Don't raise your voice
    A gentle answer turns away wrath, but a harsh word stirs up anger.
  4. Don't engage in foolish arguments.
  5. Two drinks is plenty.
    Splitting a pitcher of margaritas with one other person is, for me, a bad idea.
  6. No caffeine after noon.
    The caffeine/Benadryl/caffeine cycle is real.
  7. Do not obligate yourself to do things that you don't want to do.
    Do you hear me?
  8. Step Away From The Phone.